Day 5 - Master Cleanse

7:00am - Salt water time


8:45am - I've been in and out of the bathroom about 5 times now. Just brown liquid for the most part. The first few days i was able to output the salt water in one sitting. Now it's taking multiple attempts.


9:15am - I just shit my pants. Well, not quite. It was more like i pissed myself, but it came out of my butt. So i guess you could say i "sissed" my pants. Lesson learned is that you must always go to the bathroom if you think you have to fart if it's within 3 hours of drinking the salt water. I'm sure not everyone wanted to hear those details but i think it's very important to know!


7:19pm - Each day keeps getting easier. I still get hungry but i'm learning that i need to grab some lemonade as soon as i feel the slightest hunger as the feeling gets stronger quickly.


 

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